morgia | Relaxation

Title: Relaxation
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, team
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: hummm, early in season two......
Disclaimer: No, I don't know them
Genre`: HUMOROUS
Warning: not really..... NO SPOILERS FREE ZONE, I repeat FREE ZONE
Summary: never trust squirrels...........
Beta: The fabulous, gorgeous and so delicious thrace_adams
Notes: Hoooo, look at that, its SUMMER !!!!!!!!!!! No, no kidding, its really SUMMER, and what happens when is SUMMER???? People are happy, smiles are everywhere and WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH!!! So this is my little contribution to make people smile, because a lot of us forget is SUMMER and we are supposed to be happy !!!! What? What ? About CoE? What? They do a Torchwood season 3???? Hooo, really ????

Master list

Relaxation

“Close your eyes make sure you’re relaxed and make…..”

“Jack!!! Owen takes the entire place on the blanket!”

“Hey! It’s not true it’s the tea boy who is lying down like a dog, I think he wants to caress me!”

“What?? No! Toshiko takes the entire place!”

“Hooo, I’m sorry, it’s because I have a pain in my back… I think there is a root just under the blanket…..”

“KIDS!!! We are supposed to relax, we came here for…”

“But why here in a park Jack? All the people around, the kid’s screams… and the smell, it’s disgusting!”

“It’s called happiness Owen and the smell it’s just the grass!”

“Well, looks like the tea boy has some spirit today!”

“It’s better than yelling all the time like you!”

“Ho and you’re perfect maybe? And don’t touch me!”

“I didn’t touch you, I laid down beside you that’s all!”

“Hooo, I like this idea…..”

“JACK!”
“IANTO?”

“It’s so disgusting!”

“C’mon Owen, it’s gonna be fun, a moment just for us.”

“Gwen, lying down on a blanket in the park with all your teammates is your idea of fun not mine!”

“Ho! Look guys I found out what it is! It was not a root but a Frisbee half buried in the ground! Hoo we should play! Catch Gwen!”

“Girls it’s not the time we are supposed to…”

“Look Jack! I was a pro at the college! I will….”

“Gwen stop you’ll walk on me!”

“Sorry Owen…”

“I got it!”

“HAAAAAA IANTO!!! Now you really did touch me, you fell on me!”

“Yes and the picture is so gorgeous with his so pretty butto….”

“JACK!!!!”

“What?”

“Heuu, I can’t believe I’m saying this, , but aren’t we supposed to be having a relaxation session right now?”

“Yes, Owen and we’ll have it! Everybody lay down right now and close your eyes!”

“YES, CAPTAIN!”

“Hoo you’re a perfect gorgeous soldier Miss Cooper!”

“I try to….”

“Ok, if you continue like this I’m going for ice cream!”

“I’m with you, Owen!”

“No, no, Owen and Tosh stay here, we’re gonna relax!”

“Ho yes, the mood is so perfect for that… what a great relaxation session….”

“Hey ! I heard you Ianto!”

“Ho!”

“So, everybody is lying down with their eyes closed?”

“Yes but I have a question first!”

“TOSH!!!”

“What? Why is everybody looking at me like that?”

“C’mon Tosh, ask…”

“Just want to know if it’s gonna be long because I have this informatics program running and I was supposed to…”

“Ho! And I have to call Rhys soon, we have a reservet…”

“And I want to go at this new bar tonight so I have to prepare myself….”

“I have nothing to do…..”

“KIDS SHUT UP !!!! WE ARE RELAXING RIGHT NOW!”

“……”

“Great… Now, just imagine you are on the beach….. You walk slowly and you look at the sea…. You feel the waves against your feet… Gwen lower you hand, yes you can imagine Rhys is with you…. You feel all your bodies relaxing, just concentrate on my voice, nothing else matters….. you walk alone on the beach you feel free and completely at peace… yes Gwen, Rhys can stay with you…. the sky is a perfect blue…..and you want to…”

“HAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Something bit me!!! A bug, a big bug !!!!”

“Where? Tosh, are you all right?”

“On my shoulder….”

“This is why I hate the nature…. Why we just can put cement everywhere?”

“I hate bugs too…. Hoo? Was it a spider? I hate spider….”

“No, I don’t think so Gwen….”

“Kids…”

“So, I think I’m relaxed enough. Thanks Jack… Tosh? I’ll buy you an ice cream to forget that bad bug!”

“Ho yes, thanks Owen!”

“Ho! Wait for me!”

“Gwen?”

“Sorry Jack… It was very interesting relaxation session…. But I prefer the ice cream and… Tosh! Wait I’ll bring the Frisbee!”

“So, I think it’s just you and me Ianto… Ianto?”

“…..”

“Hey my beautiful boy…..”

“…..”

“Ianto? Are you sleeping?….”

“…..”

“At least it’s functioned for one of us….”

“…..”

“Do you know how beautiful you are when you sleep…. I….you are so precious Ianto…”

“….”

“And I’m not talking about your gorgeous body… But to see you lying there beside me on a blanket….Hummm, all the great ideas I have right now…”

“Jack… you… are…a …. Pervert…..”

“Yes, but you love it…..”

“Always…..”

Fin

So I hope my fanfic made you smile, don't forget it's summer time, we all need and deserve to be happy !!!!!!!! Thanks to read and comments!!!! hooo, and please, really, if you have some critics, don't be too mad ! :)