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Title: The Pool or What happens when Captains Jack Harkness and his team are near a pool on a warm evening…..
Pairing: Jack/Ianto, team
Rating: Pg-13 for nudity and bad words!!!!
Spoilers: hummm, early in season two......
Disclaimer: No, I don't know them
Warning: people naked,,,,,,, but its supposed to be a funny fic ;p.
Summary: heuuu, the title said enough......
Notes: So, this is came in my head after a conversation with the fabulous put_that_away I think a great pleasure in the life is being naked and to swim naked in the middle on the night in lake or a pool during the warm summer night..... And no I'm not a exhibitionist, I'm just a person who love the life!!!!!!! So, this fic is a big smile and a big hug at all of you who have rough moment, full exams or just need to relax. You know who you are. Hoooo, and free hug in bonus ;)
Beta: The gorgeous and delicious just_being_me08

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The Pool or What happens when Captains Jack Harkness and his team are near a pool on a warm evening…..

It’s a summer evening in Cardiff, a warm and sticky night in the capital city of Wales. There are no clouds in the starry sky; no chance of redemption from the fresh rain is possible. It’s like the world has stopped, like warmth has slowed all their movements, as if thinking is too hard an action for anyone to even try. It’s too warm, there is no other choice but to stay in a cool place with a cold drink and let life go on. Even the cats sleep lazily down on the ground. But for the Torchwood team there is no pause, a large Weevil runs like a fool down the street of a chic district of the city. The security of the world never waits.

“Tosh? Do you see it on the scanner?”

“Yes, it crossed through the park and ran towards those big houses. I can follow it with the SUV, but I'II have to take another street.”

“Its okay Jack, me and the tea boy are on the corner of the street, we are gonna be there in a minute if tea boy runs fast enough.”

“Hey! You are the one who almost collapsed a moment ago because of the heat, so don’t accuse me!”

“In your dreams tea boy, it was just a pause that’s all!”

“Ohhhh right, and the paleness of your face was totally natural?”

“Idiot!”

“Stupid!”

“BOYS!! Stop right now!! Gwen and I will arrive soon and we need both of you!”

“On our way Jack!”

Down the street, a large Weevil runs as if hell itself is in pursuit. The warm weather has forced it out of its nest. Confusion and Fear are present in its eyes, its knows its lost, that the people who follow it will capture it soon. But the Weevils are a stupid race, so it continues to run with the insane hope that maybe it will escape. Behind it voices and steps echo on in the air, they’re approaching. Panic takes it, it s breathing jerks rapidly. A big house stands proudly in front of it, the door of the garden is open. There is no hesitation, in a jump the Weevil goes through the door and enters the backyard, towards its faint freedom.

“Shit Jack he's gone into the garden!”

“We’ll follow it sir!”

“Catch it! We are almost there! Tosh?”

“On my way Jack.”

The Weevil runs like a child who’s escaped for a moment its parental supervision. The garden is vast, some lights are on but there is nobody home. It runs faster grasping at the futile hope that it will be safe. The voices follow it, steps echo like a drums behind it. On the left, a few meters away, a liquid’s surface shimmers. That catches its attention, so it turns and runs toward this. A pool stands in front of it, the moon and the stars reflect on it, like a mirror. For a moment, the Weevil looks at the fresh water with a envy to jump in. Suddenly, a hard body punches it and it falls to the ground. A moment after, darkness takes it away and the fear that squeezes its throat disappears.

“Jack we got it!”

“Great work boys.”

In the warm evening, in a chic district of Cardiff, two men stand beside a pool. At their feet, a Weevil lies unconscious. Their breathing is jerky, sweat pearls sink slowly on their faces. In front them, fresh water awaits like a mother’s welcoming arms. Trying to keep their composture, they bend over on their hands and theirs knees, both men looking silently at the fresh mirage. A moment later three people arrive on their side.

“Ahhh! Look what we have here! A pool!”

“Its looks so refreshing…..”

“The air conditioning is broken in the SUV….”

“Kids, I think we deserve a little break! Everyone in the pool right now!”

“Sir?”

“Humm?”

“Jack? What are you fucking doing?”

“Taking off my clothes Owen, why?”

“Jack?”

“Yes Gwen?”

“Why are you doing that?”

“Why? Because there is a pool just there and I can’t bear the heat anymore…. C’mon kids, don’t be shy!”

“Ohhh, Lord, why oh why am I not blind right now?”

“Owen I’m certain you’re enjoying the view!”

“JACK! I’m not your freak like tea boy!”

“OWEN!”

“What?”

“Humm, it's true the view is gorgeous sir….”

SPLASH

“JACK!!”

“Ahhhhhhhhhh…… C’mon kids don’t be shy!! The water is perfect! Soooo refreshing….”

“No way Jack, I’m not gonna do that….”

“What? Owen, you have some limits? Are you a prude?”

“Not at all, I just don’t think that swimming naked in a private pool in the middle of the evening is a good idea. Anyway, you can go in Gwen, its not like I’ve never seen you naked before…”

“Ohhh that’s low Owen, very low…”

“The perfect sense of humour of a perfect idiot…”

“Oh look at that the tea boy has something to…”

SPLASH

“What the fuc…. TOSH???”

At their feet, clothes and feminine underwear lay nonchalantly. In the pool, perfect white buttocks appear for a moment at the surface and disappear rapidly. Jack’s laugh explodes into the air.

“Look like its always the unassuming and quiet ones who are the most surprising…”

“Ohhh, I don’t want to think what that means about you tea boy…”

“Owen you really don’t want to know…”

SPLASH

“GWEN?”

“Haaaaaaaaaaa, gosh, this is sooooo refreshing…..”

“Boys, it looks like you are the only one with clothes here…. And I’m the one in the pool with two gorgeous naked women…..”

Both men look at each other for a moment and then, like as if their clothes are on fire, they pull them off energetically.

SPLASH

“Ohhhh…… This is sooooooooooooooo fabulous……”

“Sir, you have fabulous ideas……”

“Hmmm, and I have more like this, just for the two of us Ianto….”

“Hey! Gwen stop splashing!!!”

“C’mon Tosh, help me! This is the revenge of the Torchwood girls against all the laddish comments from our dear Owen !!”

“BANZAI!!!”

“Tosh?? Toshiko don’t do anything you will regret later….”

“You are a dead man Owen…..”

“Gwen?? Tosh?? Ok girls don’t look at me like that….. No! NOOO!! GOOO AWAY!!! JAAAACK???”

“Hmmmm….? Not the time Owen….”

“Oh great, now they’re snogging like teens….. disgusting…. HEY!!!”

“Its true Owen you have to be careful with the shy ones…. They’re always the worst….”

“Tosh?? What the fuck you ….. Gulp……”

Screams of joy explode like thunder in the warm evening in the city of Cardiff. For a fragile moment, for a piece of eternity, there are no aliens, no danger, no duties in the life of the Torchwood team. In the fresh water the kids they were before scream and laugh loudly, for a moment there is just happiness around.

“Look!!! I’m a whale!!!!”

Gwen dives into the water and in a jump shows her buttocks. Everybody laughs at the sight and a moment later her laugh echoes in the air.

“Kids, I’m certain that I’m the best at bombing!”

“Don’t know about that sir, I’m very good myself!”

“Ohhh, prove it….”

“I will!!”

Then a perfect naked Ianto followed by a shy naked Toshiko runs to pool side and climbs onto the diving board and with a strong jump dives into the pool. Toshiko jumps a few moments later with a big splash. Screams and applauds blow into the air. A few moments later, the five members of Torchwood Three lie on the surface of the water, looking silently at the sky, the stars lights majestically above them.

“This is so beautiful…..”

“So peaceful…….”

“So precious……

“So brilliant…..”

“So spectacular….”

“Damn it I’m so hungry now….”

“OWEN!!!!”

“What??”

Then before the others can answer a scream of terror cuts through the night. In front of the naked team the owners of the house stand. The man looks surprised at the view but the two naked women cause a grin to appear on his face. A naked and soaked Jack gets out of the pool.

“Don’t worry we are Torchwood!”

At the sight of the naked captain the woman screams even louder.

“Yup, some women react like that the first time….”

“Torchwood? And what is this thing…. An animal?”

“Errr, yes, well, sir lets talk about it….”

“Tea boy, please, tell me you have a lot of recton with you….”

“Yes Owen…. A lot….”

“Bless you Ianto…..”

“My pleasure….”

The End

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