In that case I will just be happy I can mostly understand you, and maybe eventually I will surprise you with a french reply. Which you will giggle at hysterically for its horrible terrible grammer. :)
And thanks for looking just for me, makes me feel all sorts of special (but the Christmas story had no kid at all, and the kid in the current one is there to show how kids won't work in TW, can't tell you what happens after that) I look forward to seeing what you write :)
ps sorry for the spy fail!